Spinal Tap had more of an audience at the puppet show gig...

This is Brandy, whom all you good Generation Xers remember from Moesha, that 90's black teenager show that didn't have Urkel or twin sisters on it. She's also been a successful recording artist, selling over 30 million albums and winning a Grammy award. However, it seems that her fame may be running on steam, as she recently performed in front of 40 people. They weren't contest winners or anything like that, they were the only people left in the 90,000 seat South African arena that had just hosted soccer and rugby matches. Brandy and other artists were set to perform after the matches, but apparently this gig was booked by the worst agent since Jeanine Pettibone (bonus points if you get the reference), as no one apparently knew of the concert. The remaining acts performed full sets, but Brandy called it a evening after only two songs. Can't say I blamed her. Although, I bet the acoustics were great...

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