Recent news from the world of high-pitched whining...

So, I see that Rebecca Black has pulled her dubious "Friday" video from YouTube. Not that this breaks my heart or anything, but how will future generations learn what happens when you take a voice autotune couldn't save with an unhealthy money-to-denial ratio? The funniest part of this to me was the news that for a brief period of time the video was available as a YouTube rental, at $2.99 a whack. Holy damn, and here I was thinking that people who bought Paris Hilton's sex tape had less of a grasp with what to do with money. I mean, even with all the studio tricks, this kid sounds like two dogs in an alley fucking, and neither dog is particularly into it...

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Meanwhile, in England, supporters of Wikileaks' Julian Assange were howling in protest, claiming he was being treated like "a caged animal." For the record, he is under house arrest on a 600 acre estate. This word caged doesn't mean what they think it means, I am guessing. Maybe we could dispatch Sen. John McCain over there to give these idiots a little context...

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