Wow. What a freakin' deal. This whole "shutdown business?" Made for great theater, and by great I mean a Tijuana donkey show had more substance. So all this drama, all this doom and fucking gloom, and it boils down to a compromise over $38 billion, does it? That would impress me if it weren't for the fact that's maybe three or four days of government as usual.
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