Damn, President Obama must have been right. The illegal immigration issue must have been solved. Why else would the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) say that deporting five arrested illegal immigrants was "not the best use of agency resources?"
These were not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill illegal immigrants, either. They were arrested during a May 9 protest at Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels' office, and are currently out on bond for criminal trespass charges.
Let that sink in for a moment. Five illegal immigrants were arrested on criminal trespass charges at the governor's office. But ICE will not do anything about it (you know, their freakin' job), because that's not the best way to use their resources. Well then, what in the bluest hell would be the best use of resources? Getting the fleet of SUVs detailed, or does ICE just let the illegals they are not deporting get that on the way out?
Not to mention, what kind of idiot judge grants bond to an illegal immigrant? If anything at all in the known universe screams flight risk, it would have to be the phrase illegally in the country to begin with.
This is the same ole big damn government as usual nonsense that has allowed each and every single problem this country is facing to get worse by the day. Maybe President Obama, since he is getting good at declaring problems solved, should just rename the agency U.S. Customs Enforcement. Then, when they confiscate two joints at San Diego, Obama can then proclaim the War on Drugs a problem solved as well...
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