Let me get this straight. Costco is now selling an eight-pound chunk 'o pork molded into the shape of a piglet? What a wondrous time to be alive...
I mean, this reinvents the art of the pig roast. Now you don't have people bitching about food with a face. Make a face for it. A tasty, tasty face. And then eat it in front of them with a nice dark lager. And a smile. A very satisfied smile. And maybe some seasonable vegetables. Don't let me plan your whole menu for you.
The Costco-marketed Mini Piglet (yes, that's the real name) shows you just how much influence the Play Doh fun factory had on a generation. As for these 8lb. porkers, I wish I could have found a better picture to use with this. Now I might just have to hit up a Costco.
Wait, now I'm on to your game, Costco...well played.
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