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Oh, that wacky TSA...

10/24/2011

 
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A Transportation Security Administration agent recently left a little note for a passenger, after finding a "personal item" in the woman's luggage. Yeah, I hear ya. Bullshit, ya found a vibrator. You know it. I know it. Tribes in the Amazon rain forest that speak in clicks and pops know it. The note advised her to, and I quote, GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL

And hey, why the hell not? It wasn't that long ago that finding an errant sex toy in some luggage (usually after it had somehow gained self-awareness and tried to escape) would result in an entire wing of an airport being closed down. It's not like the TSA isn't cutting this lady a break, I mean, they are letting her do to herself what 1 out of 5 passengers get in addition to their great deal by surfing Kayak.

Now, if the flight attendant had offered some pointers, mid-flight, THEN you got a story...


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