Meanwhile, in relentlessly shameful self-promotion...

As I like to say, I do not mean to toot my own horn, but let's face it...I'm really the only one who knows all the tunes. 2011 is already off to a great start for the still-young ThomasKeister.com, as evidenced by the following:

2011 Blogger's Choice Awards
5 Nominations:
Best Blog of All Time, DasUberBlog!
Best Blog About Stuff, DasUberBlog!
The Blogitzer (Best Writing), Thomas Keister for DasUberBlog!
Best Celebrity Blogger, Thomas Keister
Hottest Daddy Blogger, Thomas Keister

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11th Annual Weblog Awards
4 Nominations:
Weblog of the Year, DasUberBlog!
Best Topical Weblog, DasUberBlog!
Best New Weblog, DasUberBlog!, and Best Writing of a Weblog, Thomas Keister for DasUberBlog!

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That's nine award nominations for my website, or me for my work on this website for 2011, and that was before Noon on New Year's day. That was while I was watching the Three Stooges marathon on AMC. Nothing but Stooges (with Curly) all damn day while soaking up the critical acclaim. Now, if I only made more money while doing this...then we're on to something.
Then again, you throw the award nominations for my work on Probably Uncalled For, Inside the Squared Circle, FreeReinMedia.com, and ElectMyAss.com, then the number balloons to 26. Before Noon on New Year's day. Throw in at least one nomination for the trial-sized doses of greatness on Twitter @thomaskeister when the 2011 Shorty Awards kick off later this week, and you got a running total of 27 award nominations thus far for 2011. Dare I say I'm one of the most acclaimed, if not widely known, writers on the Internet today? Yeah, I do think I dare. Once again, I do not mean to toot my own horn, but TOOT! TOOT!