Okay, now that we are a day and a half removed from Miley Cyrus slinging more tongue than an amateur porn audition during her MTV Video Music Awards performance Sunday, I'm still trying to figure out why the hell everybody was talking about it to begin with.
So Cyrus went out there and proved without a shadow of a doubt (at least to me) that she is willing to go just shy of a sex tape to stay relevant (although the week's now out, yet...), and this has warranted nearly 48 hours' worth of "buzz?" This word buzz no longer means as much as I think people thinks it does.
Besides, we need a good celebrity sex tape, cause we can't leave an industry hanging on that Farrah Abraham vanity porno thing.
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