Great moments in crime: Fashion edition

Alright, I'll admit, two schoochies getting hooked up for trying to run a small meth lab from their hotel room is not really that big a deal. I mean, I'm sure shit like this breaks out on a semi-daily basis in this country, and especially in this part of the country, but it was the pics provided with the article that caught my attention. And to think, this was a night after a man was assaulted in Clarksville with a red glass bong. Why the hell won't Cops shoot some footage from Clarksville, Tennessee?

No, I'm not particularly enthralled by the two suspects, Heidi Green, left and Amy Dasher. Already a hard looking eighteen years of age for Green, with Dasher looking even worse for wear at twenty, the duo caught my attention for the matching plaid shirts they were wearing when the photo was taken.

Either these two called each other the night before, or the Montgomery County Jail in Clarksville has the greatest book-in uniforms ever. As further investigation of the LeafChronicle.com's website, and some more booking photos, it appears that the county jail has a pretty good supply of these shirts, and apparently only for the ladies.

At first glance, I found myself thinking "well, it's a step up from the orange jumpsuit or those variations on the Monopoly guy's jail outfit," but then, after a bit to contemplate after I mentioned this on last night's Probably Uncalled For, I started taking things in a different, albeit slightly predictable direction...

For some reason, I started getting visions of an old-school 3 AM Cinemax classic. Some county lock-up or ladies prison somewhere in the southern bumblefuck states, and what the warden has got here is a case of the Hee Haw fetish. Tell me you didn't read this and start having hot 1980s car wash montages running through your head, only with a group of bemused correctional officers in mirrored sunglasses guarding the parimeter.

Ah...good times, right there. Now, replay all those great Cinemax moments and scenes,  replacing all the 80s chicks with these future Faces of Meth alumni, and tell me how fantastic an idea you think methamphetamine is.

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