Yeah, you see stories all the time about married couples getting into messy arguments or even fistfights or "playful hugs" around the neck like Nigella Lawson's husband likes to do from time to time (apparently), but the aggrieved woman in this story may have just become the season's point leader.
In Arequipa, Peru, Lisset Mamani found out her husband was foolin' around with one Sandra Morales, so naturally a confrontation was on the horizon. When all parties connected collided, Lisset did what any strong, independent woman in her position would do. She snatched that bitch up by the hair and tossed her ass off a cliff.
Did I neglect to mention that confrontation might not be the word that does this story justice?
The attack, which was actually captured on video, shows Mamani grabbing Morales by the hair and dragging her to the cliff as the husband quickly exits stage anywhere. Morales wound up falling a little over 20 feet, but only suffered cuts and bruises and was released after treatment at a local hospital.
Not surprisingly, the Mamanis (who had four children) have separated, but Lisset claims to remember nothing about the attack other than grabbing Morales by the hair. At press time, while Mamani had apologized for the incident, there was no word on whether she would face any criminal charges.
Wait, what? I can see being pissed about the situation, but key to remember here is she threw another chick off a cliff. I mean, if that shit happened on Bad Girls Club, they might just win a Peabody, but this is the real world, not whatever a network deems the real world.
Either that, or Peru operates under a "maybe they had it coming" principle in deciding what to prosecute. Next buddy, remember laying low doesn't mean getting caught at a cliff. Bad shit happens at cliffs. Don't you guys get Discovery ID over there?
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