I could not be even a tiny iota happier than the Detroit Tigers swept the New York Yankees yesterday evening to win the American League pennant and advance to face either the St. Louis Cardinals or the San Francisco Giants in the World Series. It's widely know I'm a Cubs man, so at this point in the year, I could honestly care less about who's gonna win it all, but how could anyone root for the freakin' Yankees? Hell, one of their star players was more interested in picking up local trim than making it to the World Series. Double hell, even the vast damn majority of the city of New York did not appear to be all that interested in the Yanks making it to play in November. And perhaps most importantly, fuck the New York Yankees. Fuck the New York Yankees with a big iron stick. Now, if my business partner's Cardinals can just collapse...just saying, is all.
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(Best Overall Writing), 2011 Blogger's Choice Awards