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A 50/50 shot at eating dog?

7/28/2011

 
T minus 4 days until our know nothing, do nothing Congress works America onto the third world nation list...

A senior White House yeshole was apparently feeling froggy earlier this week, going out just far enough on a limb to say there's only a "50/50" chance of reaching some kind of deal to resolve the impending debt crisis.

A 50/50 shot? Coin flip odds? Well, thanks a lot, pal. This person must have just finished the latest government yeshole seminar. You can tell their calling card a mile away- the dumber or more generically pointless the statement, the less the likelihood you will have a name attached to the yeshole.

This idiot's odds are 50/50, I got no idea what Vegas odds are, but with zero chance of anything resembling competence from our government, in just five days' time, I believe there is a 100 percent chance we're pretty much fucked...

On the plus side, the good folks at CNN, when they aren't breathlessly waiting on some Rebecca Black news/rumors/poorly autotuned music to tackle, are at least paying a bit of attention, as they posted a blog post asking the question on everyone's lips (at least when the fit really hits the shan): Can eating dog be done humanely?

You thought it was going to be a long summer? Wait until you and your family are sitting down to carve the Christmas spaniel, thanks to Barry O, Captain Spray Tan, and the rest of government as usual.
Krysta
7/28/2011 02:32:17 pm

Just dont tell me its dog and i probably could lol


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