Chafee going for #FakeTwitter vote?

So there I was, fiddling around with some things, working the social media, when it occurred to me that it had been a minute since I had drilled down a bit on the Twitter to make sure everything was as kosher as possible. 

0% of my followers are fake. How many fake followers do you have..? http://t.co/QvBHu8SPXA @StatusPeople... http://t.co/wFc1Wwn1Ce

— Thomas Keister (@thomaskeister) October 15, 2015

Excellent. Just as I had hoped. The last time I checked, which was around 25,000 followers, I was also at 0%, and that was after cleaning out a lot of chum, inactive followers, and egg people. While I was at it, I decided to check up on my inexplicable presidential social media rival, former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee, who was about 12,000 back during the last check. 22,400+ followers. Hmmm, Chafee seemed to be gathering steam on social media, which was weird since he sure as hell isn't gathering steam anywhere else in his campaign. 

In a related note, @lincolnchafee has a 22% fake follower score. I thought he was catching up to me rather quickly. A little too quickly.

— Thomas Keister (@thomaskeister) October 15, 2015

That explains it. 4,400 or so fake followers. That's a little disappointing. I mean, President Obama only has a 7% fake score, so what the hell, Lincoln? I know things look bleak as fuck, especially since the debate, but dock the $10 those followers cost out of whichever intern's pay that though it was a good idea. If you have any interns, that is. 

Then again, Chafee might as well go after the #FakeTwitter vote, 'cause he sure as hell isn't having much luck with the real life voting populace.