Yeah, the post yesterday and my remarks on the show tonight was my two cents' worth. Here's the pic of the penny-tiled floor for your enjoyment, or whatever...

Just waiting for a meth addict to break  in and pass out from the wet dream an all-copper floor would induce.

Yeah, as I mentioned on the show, it's all about getting your money's worth, whether it's from your talking head news chicks, your postal service, or, uh...your social networking experience (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean). And good luck with that whole 'save the email, it's not a scam' thing. Really.

Since Sarah Palin got a million bucks from Fox for not really knowing what the fuck she's talking about, I wonder what that puts my market rate at. Sure, there will be those who say I only know what I'm talking about half the time, but based on Palin's mathematics, I gotta be good for at least a quarter-mil at most...but I'm perfectly willing to settle for $150,000...

Didn't have enough time this week, but here is the video of the PSA the Black Mental Health Alliance has released in the latest round of Pull your pants up, stupid! The PSA reminds the functional illiterate in the commonwealth that failure to keep them britches up could land you a $300 fine or up to three years in state prison, or two years in county jail under lascivious behavior laws. When the hell will other states catch up with this way of thinking? Not soon damn enough, I can tell you that much. Although...if they were going to create a YouTube channel or maybe a TruTV show full of video clips of these fools trying to run from the cops and busting their ass....then we might have something to work with here...

Yeah, I feel ya. You're sitting at home, having just listened to tonight's show, and you are wondering, man how does that guy do it? Great question, glad you're wondering that (don't ask me how I know), but is there anything he just couldn't make it to this week? Usually, even on the slow weeks, and this week was no exception.

Take the dung beetle, for example. I read an interesting little article on dung beetles the other day on Reuters' website. Neverminding the infrequency with which you are likely to hear the phrase I read an interesting little article on dung beetles the other day, the article explains that a South African species of dung beetle has been determined to be the only known animal in the world that uses the sky for navigation purposes, using the sun or moon, and on a moonless night, the freakin' Milky Way to find its way.

I guess if you were going to categorize the animals based on intelligence, the dung beetle has got to start receiving enough votes to make the top ten. Personally, I think this is a great perspective to have on your place in the food chain. You might be at the top, and odds are you have already lost your car in a parking lot, but a dung beetle will use the Milky Way to figure out which way to transport a ball of poop. Remember that next time your GPS fucks you...